Funky Find Of The Week: Heelarious – High Heels For Infants

Heelarious Heels for infants

Okay, these scare me. Heelarious Heels for infants clearly are meant to be funny, which they are. And, might I add, quite well produced.

Heelarious Heels for infants

Heelarious makes soft squishy high heels for infant girls (or for cross-dressing infant boys, I suppose). These are crib shoes, made for baby girls from 0 to 6 months and not meant for walking (obviously). I like to think of them as “Come Feed Me” pumps. (By the way, if you didn’t get that, go here…)

Available in 6 different styles that include hot pink in satin or shiny patent leather, zebra print, leopard print, and of course… the wardrobe staple, black (also in patent or satin). They are cutely packaged in a little handbag and each pair costs $35.00. A nice little touch? Each has a little heart emblem on the sole.

Below are the available styles.





She’s A Little Lady:


The backstory (reproduced from their site):

The heelarious® Story

Britta Bacon & Hayden Porter are childhood friends turned business partners. While Hayden was completely obsessed with high heels, Britta wasn’t even sure if she owned a pair. On her way to her daughter Kayla’s 4th birthday party, Britta was reminiscing about when Kayla was a baby and Hayden’s shoe obsession crossed her mind. She thought to herself “That would have been hilarious if I could have brought Kayla to a party in high heels when she was a baby”. It was at that moment that ·heelarious® was born.

After 7 years of working together on various projects, Britta and Hayden joined their creative forces to launch ·heelarious®. With safety and comfort as their main concern, Hayden and Britta were successful in creating a soft, fully functional crib shoe designed to look like a high heel. The style names were inspired by their daughters, Kayla and Brooke.

May these shoes bring as many smiles and as much laughter to your life as they have to ours. We hope you enjoy ·heelarious® as much as we do.

· Britta and Hayden ·

So maybe you don’t want your baby daughter cooing up at your from her crib while donning slutty little heels, but they sure make a fun gift!

Buy them here.