Soap That Needs Its Own Mouth Washed Out With… Well, Duh.

Fucksoap

Introducing Fucksoap, a fun line of natural vegan, sodium lauryl sulfate-free soaps that feature sustainably harvested ingredients. Handmade in Sonoma, they have a subtle vanilla scent and not so subtle a message.

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All of the ingredients in each of the Fucksoaps are vegan, not tested on animals, are sodium lauryl sulfate free, and sustainably-harvested. As all of the soaps are handcrafted, subtle variations in color, as well as minor air bubbles or surface imperfections are normal.

THE CLASSIC FUCK:
Classic Fsoap IIHIH

The classic fuck soap design features a smooth white high quality outer soap that says “Live Laugh Love” with an inner “FUCK” in red. Classy Fuck comes in a classy kraft box.
Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Palm Oil, Safflower Oil, Glycerin (kosher, of vegetable origin), Purified Water, Sodium Hydroxide, Sorbitol, Sorbitan oleate, Soy bean protein, Titanium Dioxide, pigment, vanilla.
Price: $6

THE FLOATING FUCK:
Floating Fsoap IIHIH

For those who love their fucks less subtle they offer the floating fuck. Perfect for the guest bathroom, this fuck never tries to hide its true colors. Available in semi-transparent aloe with red opaque soap letters, and comes in a gray and black box suitable for gift giving.
Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Palm Oil, Safflower Oil, Glycerin (kosher, of vegetable origin), Purified Water, Sodium Hydroxide, Sorbitol, Sorbitan oleate, Soy bean protein,Titanium Dioxide, Aloe Vera Gel, Oat Protein, pigment.
Price: $6

THE FRENEMY:
Frenemy Fsoap IIHH

Same as the Classic Fuck design except that all mentions of the word fuck have been removed from the packaging. Your frienemy will receive a seemingly-generic, seemingly-harmless “Live Laugh Love” soap and after a few weeks of use will benefit from the best kind of surprise when the inner fuck is slowly revealed, giving you plenty of time to leave the country after Christmas. The Frenemy comes in a vanilla and black box suitable for gift giving.
Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Palm Oil, Safflower Oil,Glycerin (kosher, of vegetable origin),Purified Water, Sodium Hydroxide, Sorbitol, Sorbitan oleate, Soy bean protein, Titanium Dioxide, pigment, vanilla.
Price: $6

THE HEAVENLY FUCK:
Heavenly Fsoap IIHIH

Same as the floating fuck but the inner opaque fuck is white for the most Kubrickian bathrooms. The perfect gift for your very farsighted grandmother, this fuck revels in all its holy glory until worn down by use. Available in aloe with white opaque letters and comes in a black and white box suitable for gift giving.
Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Palm Oil, Safflower Oil, Glycerin (kosher, of vegetable origin), Purified Water, Sodium Hydroxide, Sorbitol, Sorbitan oleate, Soy bean protein,Titanium Dioxide, Aloe Vera Gel, Oat Protein.
Price: $6

Who is behind these?
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Fucksoap is the child of Jason Dorie, maker and software engineer, and Sara Michener, graphic designer and creative person. Jason and Sara are not only fucking IRL, but enjoy making little projects together other than babies, such as a custom slow feeder for their dog, Thurber. They live in Sonoma County, CA and also have a conure named Bert.

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A special shout out to Joel Mooy who brought these offensive items to my most delighted attention.

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