This has got to be up there with the weirdest items on the market.

Marcel Wanders Gold-plated Clown Nose Necklace

For $853 USD at POAA you can wear this ‘nose necklace’ around your neck and actually put it on and look like Bozo with a gold nose. (Item is no longer available for purchase)

And if you do, let me know… I’m dying to know if any of these have ever sold!