These 10″ latex balloons by Shauna Luedtke are set with phrases you won’t find at your local Party Store. Perfect for Haters, Misanthropes, or simply the Jaded and Bitter, Jerk Balloons come as a set of 25 with five different designs.

Each set of 25 comes with five different designs — with varying degrees of jerkiness — and features typefaces by Neil Summerour, Ale Paul, Stephen Rapp, and Mark Simonson. They are made of latex and can be filled with helium or your own hot air.

For only $9, you get five of each of the following:

• I hate you (set in Lust Script)

• You stink (set in Seashore Pro)

• You are a douchebag (set in Mr Dafoe and Air)

• You’re _____ (set in Coquette)

• I’m the worst. Sorry. (set in Air Compressed and Hiatus)
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