Royal Wedding Love Sheaths? Yep, when it comes to unusual souvenirs for the upcoming Royal Wedding of Prince Harry to Ms. Meghan Markle, this hilariously packaged set of commemorative regal rubbers ranks way up there.
Royal Wedding Crown Jewels Condoms
The set of four condoms, fit for a Prince, are boxed in a souvenir case featuring a commemorative portrait (and some darn funny copy) of the royal couple by Romanian artist, Jacqués Valentin.
As if having your prophylactics in a bedside container featuring a smiling Harry and Meghan Markle isn’t enough, When the pack is opened, an exclusive musical arrangement of God Save the Queen and The Star Spangled Banner plays.
Produced in a limited edition, the artisan-style sheaths are tailored to a regal fit and drizzled with lube, promising discerning love-makers a royal union of pleasure and style.
Hugh Pomfret, spokesman for Crown Jewels Heritage Condoms, said of the launch: “A royal wedding is a celebration of love, just like our luxurious sheaths. We proudly stand with our American cousins to toast the happy couple and say to lovers everywhere; your Prince will come.”
As a limited edition product, Crown Jewels is committed to safeguarding against counterfeit souvenir condoms. To reassure customers, each pack includes a signed Certificate of Authenticity:
NOTE: Because of the audio component, the company was required to add a disclaimer to the box saying that the product was a ‘novelty product, not intended for contraceptive use.’ This necessary political correctness is very misleading: the prophylactics are 98% effective against unintended insemination and meet all health and safety regulations.
You can purchase one box for £10 or three boxes for the price of two here. And yes, they ship worldwide!
Crown Jewels Heritage Condoms is a trademark of Heritage Prophylactics Ltd, registered in England & Wales