As the institution of marriage has changed, so has the traditional wedding cake topper. I’m not talking about same gender cake toppers, those are hardly odd. I’m talking about THESE wedding cake toppers that exemplify some of the oddest, tackiest and most bizarre nuptials ever.
WTF Wedding Cake Toppers
Traditional ceramic wedding toppers by the likes of Lenox, Royal Doulton and Lladro are always the safe way to go. And, of course there are custom wedding cake toppers one can buy that, handcrafted of sculpey clay, resin or a similar material, can be anything you wish. But those cost quite a bit and take time to make.
However somewhere, in some conference room, people got together, presented ideas, approved of them and then went on to mass-produce the following bizarre options.
These wedding cake toppers are real and sold through various channels. They are referred to as funny or novelty cake toppers when the terms bizarre, offensive and even ‘WTF?’ seen more apropos. Most of these cake toppers are available in either the more expensive, finely detailed porcelain or sloppily cast in resin.
The bare-assed Bride and Groom Cake Topper
It doesn’t get much classier than this.
For the Lascivious Bride and Groom
Because we all know how common a horny bride is.
The Humping Bride Cake Topper
The African American version:
For the Sports Enthusiast
Bride and Groom Playing Basketball Cake Topper
Because there’s nothing like playing H-O-R-S-E at your wedding reception.
For all you spies that are getting married, there’s even more than one Mr. and Mrs. Smith-esque Gun wielding wedding cake topper.
The most popular are the good ‘ol reluctant, runaway and resistant participants. Because there’s nothing more romantic on one’s wedding day than knowing that the bride or groom was coerced, bullied or dragged to the altar. With Caucasian, African American and Same Sex versions available, at least they are equal-opportunity offensive.
Grooms Who Don’t Want To Get Married
Archie McPhee’s Reluctant Groom Cake Topper
Another Bride Carrying a Groom:
Brides Who Don’t Want To Get Married
Archie McPhee’s Reluctant Bride Topper:
Runaway Bride Cake Topper:
Don’t Go Cake Topper:
Groom Fishing For A Bride Cake Topper:
And lastly, the You, Me and My Tractor Cake Topper
Almost all shown here are available in either Caucasian or African American versions.