Holiday Wines for the Hip Host or Hostess

You know better than to arrive at someone’s home or party without a gift in hand! Thankfully, there’s an online service with a custom wine line from Penrose Hill. Pick from one of their three varietals and select a previously designed label from their options.

Holiday Wines With Sarcastic Labels

Penrose Hill created Wordy Wines, a service that offers three varietals of wine for you to choose from: red, rose, and white, each in 750ML bottles along with a slew of custom wine labels. Much to our surprise, we found that sassy and sarcastic brand Jac Vanek has a holiday label collection to choose from, making these a great gift for Christmas or Hanukkah.

You choose from three one of the three different Penrose Hill wines described below.

• 2013 Artisanal Red (California) – This California blend is smooth, a little oaky, and a little fruity. Light and infinitely drinkable.

• 2016 Vintner’s White (California) – A fresh California white with tropical summer flavors and a dry, brisk feeling on your tongue.

• Italian Rosé (de Sangiovese) – A Tuscan wine with bright flavors of peach, melon, and strawberry to cool you down.

And then select from any of the following Holiday labels:

Christmas Labels
Home for the Holidays label
Chanukah Labels
Winter Holiday labels

About Jac Vanek
Jac Vanek is the face of a passionate and free-spirited youth who are fueled by adventure, exploration, and self discovery. Witty, edgy, and expressive messaging make every Jac Vanek item an incredible conversation starter. With clever references to various aspects of pop culture, each design has a personal message and a story that forms an intimate connection with the customer. The Jac Vanek brand was created honestly and humbly, from the dirty DIY ground up, and it continues to defy long-standing notions, standards, and boundaries of the fashion industry. Jac Vanek represents the movers, the shakers, the ones who are brave enough to follow what they truly want in life.

To ensure delivery by Christmas Day, order by December 13th here

Need more gifts with attitude? Then you’ll love our “Merry Fucking Christmas” section on our Modern Christmas Pinterest board.