Making Internet Trolls Literally Eat Their Words.

The brainchild of Kat Thek, Troll Cakes Bakery & Detective Agency is a NYC-based startup that sends internet trolls (people who intentionally post offensive comments on the web) a cake decorated with their own mean expressions so they can literally eat their own words.

Troll Cakes Bakery & Detective Agency

Get your sweet revenge on those nasty commenters with fresh baked Troll Cakes shipped anywhere within the U.S. In short, they will take an internet comment, make it into a cake, box it up and ship it to whoever said it. The box includes a copy of their original comment.

Below are some images Troll Cakes has shared on their instagram account.

Made from a comment left on @MarthaStewart ‘s photo of her pet peacock.
Comment left to Sting’s posted photo of himself eating a taco.
Comment left on Dr. Oz’s photo of himself eating blueberries

Not surprisingly celebs and politicians are often the targets of internet trolls. Troll Cakes has baked more than a few cakes featuring nasty online comments and tweets meant for Lena Dunham, Amy Schumer and of course, President Donald Trump.

Troll comment on Lena Dunham’s haircut
Another troll weighs in on Lena Dunham’s new haircut.
Made from a comment on Ben Affleck’s Instagram account.
Comment from Amy Schumer’s instagram account, regarding her new movie with Goldie Hawn
Made from a comment on Amy Schumer’s Instagram account
Made from a comment left on Ben Stiller’s photo of a rainbow.
Comment from Gal Gadot’s instagram account, regarding Wonder Woman.
Comment from Katy Perry’s instagram account, regarding fidget spinners.

Their present best-seller, and most affordable option, is the “Tiny Hands Special.” You choose your preferred Trump tweet (the King of All Internet Trolls) and the cake featuring that tweet will be shipped to the White House.

Tiny Hands Special made from an October 2016 Trump tweet

Although they may be iced with ugly words, underneath is a dense, moist chocolate chip brownie with whipped frosting. The ‘Detective Agency’ part of the business addresses the fact they will investigate and track down the author of a troll comment for you.

“I love the idea of somebody opening it and thinking, ‘Oh, boy. I’m a jerk. I’m going to eat this whole cake,'” says Thek, adding that while the cakes are edible, they are novelty items.

The Troll Cakes Bakery & Detective Agency supplies you with four options.

Option 1: Troll Cake
You supply the address.
Send us a troll comment and the address of whoever said it. We’ll turn the comment into a custom Troll Cake and mail it to their home or work.

Option 2: Troll Cake + Detective Agency
We track ’em down.
Send us a troll comment. We’ll investigate, make a custom Troll Cake, and mail it to the troll’s home or work.
Not all cases will be accepted.

Option 3: Tiny Hands Special
Bigly satisfying.
We’ll send a Troll Cake of your preferred Trump tweet to the White House.

Option 4: Pre-Trolled Cake
“Donkey Witch” is tough to beat.
Pick any Troll Cake from our website or instagram. We’ll recreate it and mail it (with a screengrab of the original comment) wherever you like.

Get Your Sweet Revenge here.

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